A Little Treat
So, since I realized that I know something that most of the WORLD does not know I am going to take that and use it for my advantage.
It's a thing approx 10 million people can do.
It's exotic.
It's exciting.
It's necessary for the survival of Sweden!
IT'S SWEDISH.
So, this is what I'm going to do. I am going to write the most common phrases you will bump into if you ever lose your senses and go to Sweden.
"Fyfan vad varmt det är ute!" [fee-fan whaud wairmt deyt air oo-teh]
"It's frekking cold outside! Only 12 degrees Celsius and these bastard Swedes are walking around in frekking SHORTS!?"
"Kom och bada! Det är varmt i vattnet!" [cawm o baw-dah deyt air wairmt ee what-net]
"I jumped in and frose my whole body, so now I don't feel a thing. But since you don't know how I'm feeling I will trick you into the water I feel is okay even though you should know the Swedish lakes never tend to become warm"
"Du är unik!" [dew air ew-neek]
"Who the fudge are you? And what is that on your face? BLACK MAKE UP?! TAKE THIS AS AN INSLUT! You are a psycho you frekkin maniac. Where did you come from?"
"Vilket vackert väder!" [weelk-et whack-ert vair-dehr]
It's a thing approx 10 million people can do.
It's exotic.
It's exciting.
It's necessary for the survival of Sweden!
IT'S SWEDISH.
So, this is what I'm going to do. I am going to write the most common phrases you will bump into if you ever lose your senses and go to Sweden.
"Fyfan vad varmt det är ute!" [fee-fan whaud wairmt deyt air oo-teh]
"It's frekking cold outside! Only 12 degrees Celsius and these bastard Swedes are walking around in frekking SHORTS!?"
"Kom och bada! Det är varmt i vattnet!" [cawm o baw-dah deyt air wairmt ee what-net]
"I jumped in and frose my whole body, so now I don't feel a thing. But since you don't know how I'm feeling I will trick you into the water I feel is okay even though you should know the Swedish lakes never tend to become warm"
"Du är unik!" [dew air ew-neek]
"Who the fudge are you? And what is that on your face? BLACK MAKE UP?! TAKE THIS AS AN INSLUT! You are a psycho you frekkin maniac. Where did you come from?"
"Vilket vackert väder!" [weelk-et whack-ert vair-dehr]
"For the first time in about 5 months I can see the sun"
Tune in later for an update on the Swedish Language Program!
- I am very positive on the Swedes
posted by em0 at 5:15 em
1 Comments:
My secret international spy network tells me that Sweden has one of the world's highest standards of living, so hell yes, Swedes Rock!
Besides, where else can you tell a good Norwegian joke?
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