Light!
I usually hate exclamation marks. But today I love them! Because I am sooo happy. Oooh. I'm in loooove.. I'm so in löööv. Well. Since I am very happy and cheerful I am going to share some interesting facts I found in one of the many newspapers my mother appeared in as a kid. It's The Modesto Bee, Page 2, Wednesday, July 27, 2005. My mother is not a kid now. But she appeared in this particular news paper when she was a kid. Thought I'd clear that out. ANYWAY.
This page has a column called Men at work and Women 2 and I just love some of the examples of actual quotes they have in there.
Evaluating a total slacker might be kind of tough. You don't want to be lying but you don't want to write it from one point of view. Some people have been able to do the perfect evaluation:
"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity"
"Works well when under constant supervision and when cornered like a rat in a trap."
Well, the military got a seperate part of this column and with even more examples of actual evaluations:
"A photographic memory, but with the lens cover glued on"
"One-celled organisms out-score him in IQ tests"
"If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
"Wheel is turning but the hamster is dead."
But my top favorites are the Actual answeres on the California drivers tests...:
"Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy Psychadelics"
"Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons."
"Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she's cute."
And my three personal favorites:
"Q: When driving through fog, what should you see?
A: Your car."
Right about that y'all!
"Q: What is the difference between a flashing red light and a flashing yellow light?
A: The color."
Man, I wish I was that clever.
"Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying "Guns don't kill people. I do."
You tell me you wouldn't let him go ahead and drive.
Next time I waon't be as lazy and qoute som eother text. But I just love these so much ^^ Love you guys too. AND I LOVE YOU TO YOU-KNOW-WHO.
This page has a column called Men at work and Women 2 and I just love some of the examples of actual quotes they have in there.
Evaluating a total slacker might be kind of tough. You don't want to be lying but you don't want to write it from one point of view. Some people have been able to do the perfect evaluation:
"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity"
"Works well when under constant supervision and when cornered like a rat in a trap."
Well, the military got a seperate part of this column and with even more examples of actual evaluations:
"A photographic memory, but with the lens cover glued on"
"One-celled organisms out-score him in IQ tests"
"If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
"Wheel is turning but the hamster is dead."
But my top favorites are the Actual answeres on the California drivers tests...:
"Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy Psychadelics"
"Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons."
"Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she's cute."
And my three personal favorites:
"Q: When driving through fog, what should you see?
A: Your car."
Right about that y'all!
"Q: What is the difference between a flashing red light and a flashing yellow light?
A: The color."
Man, I wish I was that clever.
"Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying "Guns don't kill people. I do."
You tell me you wouldn't let him go ahead and drive.
Next time I waon't be as lazy and qoute som eother text. But I just love these so much ^^ Love you guys too. AND I LOVE YOU TO YOU-KNOW-WHO.
posted by em0 at 4:28 em
8 Comments:
Ha! Those are good. Have fun with the love thing -will you be doing another makeover?
Yes, actually I will be doing another make over. But not for another couple of months. The thing is.. I'm going to a WEDDING.. You know the place... No blonde/red hair and really black make up? NO... NOT SWEDEN... It's a wedding thing? Ah, I knew you'd understand eventually. Well, I have to get rid of my extreme look (because of mom) and get my natural look back (because of mom). But I betcha I'll be pretty!
I like the idea of a masquerade wedding wher everyone where's a disguise and nobody's really sure who's really getting married.
And of course you'll be pretty!
WEARS a disguise, not wher's a disguise...
Sorry, English is also my second language.
Sadly, I don't have a first language...
Oh my, that would be the coolest. Good for me I'm not married yet.. I might actually go for that.. Although I would give you loads of credit for it..
"Who came up with this idea?"
"aaah.. Allan did."
"Wonder what I should be disguised as.."
"I have no idea.. You know.. Allan came up with this idea!"
"Do you, Emelie Joy Fransson, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"You know, Allan came up with this whole masquerade idea.. Oh, and yes. I do."
It'll be great- and don't worry about the wedding at all - the priest is just a person in disguise as well-
let's have a big honeymoon, dance and party for several days, have a friendly divorce and take a long nap until next wedding.
Does marrying a Swedish citizen grant one citizenship?
Hello. I just found your blog via a comment on My Shame is Legion.
Your writing is completely charming. I expect to drop by often.
And congratulations on having found love. I wish you all joy.
Allan, no it does not grant one Swedish citizenship. Ask ma mathah. It will allow you to live here. It's like.. "Okay, so you think you're smart eeeh? Well.. just because a Swedish person accepts you doesn't mean you will be allowed to vote !! Moahah !" Alltough .. You are allowed to vote for alot of things. But apparently not the MAIN thing. Like. Our allmighty leader.. Or .. What color the flag should have.. Or.. Something.
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