Jesus

Is it only me that thinks it's weird Jesus is dead different days every year?
He's dead every day, dear.

Peeling

Sitting here in front of the computer..

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Peeling my lip. I don't know why, it gets me high.. Perhaps I'll die.

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Hmm.. Wonder why I have this behaviour... Just sitting in front of the computer. Not doing anything.. Except waiting for the shower.

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Oh yeah. I am LAST on my family's shower list. That means if we're going somewhere I will have the cold water. WHY?!

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Okay okay.. So I am the one using all the hot water. And that's actually how I got to the last person on that list. But still.

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Once I peeled off all the skin from my lower lip. That was pretty gross. And then later on I threw up. That stung pretty bad. Allthough.. That's not what I was thinking since I have emetophobia.

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I love the fact that emetophobia starts with eme like my own name. It's like.. Meant to be or something.

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Wow. People talk about relationships being meant to be and I'm talking about the fact that my fear of throwing up is meant to be.

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I must have the most exciting life. But then again... I'm just normal.

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Light!

I usually hate exclamation marks. But today I love them! Because I am sooo happy. Oooh. I'm in loooove.. I'm so in löööv. Well. Since I am very happy and cheerful I am going to share some interesting facts I found in one of the many newspapers my mother appeared in as a kid. It's The Modesto Bee, Page 2, Wednesday, July 27, 2005. My mother is not a kid now. But she appeared in this particular news paper when she was a kid. Thought I'd clear that out. ANYWAY.

This page has a column called Men at work and Women 2 and I just love some of the examples of actual quotes they have in there.

Evaluating a total slacker might be kind of tough. You don't want to be lying but you don't want to write it from one point of view. Some people have been able to do the perfect evaluation:

"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity"

"Works well when under constant supervision and when cornered like a rat in a trap."

Well, the military got a seperate part of this column and with even more examples of actual evaluations:

"A photographic memory, but with the lens cover glued on"

"One-celled organisms out-score him in IQ tests"

"If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

"Wheel is turning but the hamster is dead."

But my top favorites are the Actual answeres on the California drivers tests...:

"Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy Psychadelics"

"Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons."

"Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she's cute."

And my three personal favorites:

"Q: When driving through fog, what should you see?
A: Your car."
Right about that y'all!

"Q: What is the difference between a flashing red light and a flashing yellow light?
A: The color."
Man, I wish I was that clever.

"Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying "Guns don't kill people. I do."
You tell me you wouldn't let him go ahead and drive.

Next time I waon't be as lazy and qoute som eother text. But I just love these so much ^^ Love you guys too. AND I LOVE YOU TO YOU-KNOW-WHO.